Thursday, January 23, 2014

Too Many Things about weirdly emotional TV reactions.

Property of NBC's Community
After finishing watching Donald Glover's farewell episode of Community, Christelle sat in her living room perusing the internet for tumblr posts and reactions to Troy Barnes' send-off because she had a GRE in seven days but let's be real TV is more important than life-changing post-grad exams. She, surprisingly, was able to keep her emotions in check, her eyes only misting slightly as she looked at GIFs of Troy and Abed hugging each other. It wasn't until she scrolled down and loaded a GIF set paralleling Troy telling Britta that she was "not the worst, but the best", that Christelle pitifully burst into tears, exclaiming, "MY TV SHOW!"

She ran from the room, tears running down her face, as her parents called after her, "Anak*, you're twenty-four years old..."

"I AM TWENTY-THREE!" Christelle replied as she quickly climbed up the stairs, embarrassingly out of breath because goddamn there are too many stairs for a house and why is the staircase so far away from the living room and there are just too many emotions to breathe properly and why am I even running?

"For only two more months!" she heard her dad say from downstairs.

"Three months!" she yelled back, "DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THAT EXTRA MONTH AWAY FROM ME!"

Christelle stared at herself in the bathroom mirror. Once again, she remembered that she was insane.




*"anak" is a Filipino endearment meaning "child"

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Too Many Things about a new year.

The first of January is that magical do over day when everyone-- or everyone who buys into reinvention, resolution, and renewal-- is their best, most optimistic self.

Social media today was almost unbearable: New Year's resolutions statuses, gym selfies, food photos, late New Year's Eve updates, work selfies (Oops.. guilty!), pictures of the sunrise/sunset, etc. Now, more than ever, I feel like every individual in the universe is rubbing it in my face with how awesome(!) they plan to become for this new year.

Which, now that I type about it, is sort of lovely. I mean, isn't that the kind of world I dream of? Glass half-full, "Anything is Possible", go-getting human beings everywhere I go? Perhaps I wouldn't be so jaded if the majority of "goals" I read/hear concern trying to become a hotter person-- not that there's anything wrong with getting more fit and/or trying to boost your self-confidence unless you're already a vapid, self-obsessed tool.

Christelle Note: Don't get me wrong.. health is important. But when someone(ex. my dad) rubs his Santa-sized belly and sing songily says, "You'll see... Come January 1st..." and then buys a Family Size bag of Cheetos Cheese Puffs for the 70 minute drive to LAX, I can't help but doubt the sincerity of such a goal.

Where are the resolutions about being nicer to strangers or becoming more open-minded or improving yourself intellectually or finally facing a fear?

But then again, I guess any type of self-motivated change is a big deal; people don't usually so willingly make goals to adjust their lifestyles without any outside provoking forces, let alone attempt to actually achieve those goals.. if not only until January 7.

So maybe I'll just smile and tell people their New Year's Resolutions are "so great!", and work to be genuinely happy for them. Unless their selfies flood my Instagram feed and I'm forced to unfollow them.